quistuipater's moods

Tony Blair is visiting a hospital in Scotland ... "How are you today?" he asks the old man in the first bed. "Wee sleekit cow'rin tim'rous beastie," screams the man at him, so Blair moves on. "And how are you?" he asks the second patient. "Some hae meat but cannae eat!" yells this one. "Hmm," says Blair to the doctor. "Is this the psychiatric unit?" "No” replies the doctor, “It's the Serious Burns Unit."

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